Supermarket Shakespeare

ROMEO & JULIET 
a true story
by William Shakespeare

Scene: EconoFoods, night
Dramatis Personae: two teenage checkout girls, Rob

Girl #1: What yonder window!
Girl #2: What yonder window?
Girl #1: What yonder window!
Girl #2: What does that even mean? What yonder window?
Girl #1 (showing Girl #2 a piece of paper): That's how it goes. Look. What yonder window!
Girl #2: I think you must have copied it wrong.
Girl #1: No no no. That's how it goes. What yonder window!
Girl #2: But—
Rob: WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS!
Girl #2 (finally noticing the person standing in her lane): Paper or plastic?

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